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“NO MORE CONTOUR!”

Oh hey!… Madame Tussauds called… Yeah, they want Michael Jacksons, 1982 Thriller, facial Wax Work back. CONTOURING. This surly to God, HAS to be one…

Give me an ‘O’!

Orange Is The New Black… I beg to differ actually. I look about as appropriate in Orange, as an impetigo facial manifesto on a…

Hump day Hell.

H ere’s my problem … IT IS NOT ‘ASS WEDNESDAY’!! Just plain old Wednesday will do just fine… and from what I can gather, it…